Today I had a moment of painful reality hit....it was not pretty. This morning I received a lovely package of clothes that I ordered online. I excitedly opened the package and began pulling out tops of various colors and sizes only to think....Oh my Lord....these look huge! What size did I order...double wide? They will never fit! Oh well...I bought them on clearance (which would be my secret indulgence during very bad bouts of insomnia!) and Coldwater Creek is actually very good about returns. Ahhhh.....may as well try them on. This is where my nightmare began.
Like a glove.
I am now praying that God will seat me next ten year old twins..or a young mother with a two year old flying in her own seat. I'll deal with the kids...I just can't deal with another four hours of ignoring a poor confused man irritated by his malfunctioning arm rest...even if I will be in cute clothes...that resemble a tent...Yep...I'm trying...there is no good way to spin this!
Say a prayer for me. In the greater scheme, I know that this is my own doing. Lord, have mercy, however, if not on me...on the poor soul next to me. I'm back on the exercise videos...I'll stop eating the convenience foods....just please save me from the whole bunch of awkward that's coming my way!
Love to you all!